Lands End Tailored Fit = Lies

I was stoked about these.  I thought at least given the price, I could have them tailored, but then i tried them on. 

The waist and length were fine.  I wasn’t super happy with the feel of the material.  It was kind of shiny and felt weird, but I might be able to put up with it because it was non-iron.  Then I turned around.  

What is this!  Who has a 30 inch waist and a butt and thighs this big?  Is this how people are shaped in the midwest?  Come on Lands End.  Tailor fit?  Stop fronting.  Have you ever been to a tailor because these are not cutting it.  Sent back promptly.  Avoid at all cost.